Howdy there, you fantastic human being who is much smarter and far more attractive than I.  (Is that enough humble arse-kissing for you?.....good, cause I'm done).

Here's what we'll talk about tonight.

- Cop shoot 93 year old woman to death

- Sacramento kids steal Flinstone-mobile

- The is nothing sexy about the NFL draft

- Obama responds to heckler.


Now for your online entertainment, I proudly present the following:

1) Cop bursts into action to save suicidal person's life.


2) Sacramento teens dress up as Flinstones characters, steal replica of Fred's car.


3) You might have heard me talking about a missing guy on the air.  This is the fella I'm talking about: Alan Porter.  Seen him?

photo courtesy of Susan Simmons.