Creepiest Craigslist Ad...Ever?

A man named Gordon, is looking for someone to go to Coachella with him. He placed an ad on Craigslist back in January, looking for someone (a woman) between 19 and 25 to go with him. He also posted that he "just left" his job, is divorcing his wife and cashing out his 401K plan because life is "about having fun." He also wants his companion be "open-minded and opportunistic".

Oh, did I mention that he also wants to be allowed "to brush your hair once per day (not mandatory, but encouraged)," also you can't be into drugs, (pot ok) and you'll have to take a minimum "of four photos of us together and post them to your Instigram account." Yeah, it gets even...stranger (is that the word I'm looking for). Check out the list of demands below...oh, and the "ride" that would get you to Coachella.

Gordon's 20 demands (as originally posted):

1. Must be female between the ages of 19 and 25

2. Must be comfortable traveling in a Recreational Vehicle (Vintage Shasta Chinook 3100 – pic attached).

3. Must have fashionable sense of style in the vein of typical coachella goer (i.e. cute indian headband, small ripped jean shorts, lots of colorful bracelets, etc).

4. Preferably have a playlist of various Coachella artists on phone we can listen to on ride over.

5. Must keep hands and feet moisturized at all times.

6. Must be open-minded and opportunistic.

7. Must be ok with periodic hand-holding (perhaps during certain sensual songs and while walking into the festival initially).

8. Fingernails and Toenails must be nicely painted and harmonious with general color scheme of outfit.

9. I will provide snacks such as beef jerky and peanut butter sandwiches but if you have additional snacks and/or drinks...BIG BONUS!

10. Being social is fine but no excessive fraternizing with other male festival-goers, and most definitely NO PUBLIC AFFECTION with other festival-goers (violation of this rule results in immediate removal of Tropic Motor Motel room privileges and maybe even return ride).

11. Periodic moments of extended eye contact.

12. Allow me to brush your hair once per day (not mandatory, but encouraged).

13. Must not be into drugs, pot ok.

14. Must take a minimum of four photos of us together and post them to your Instigram account.

15. Any personal grooming such as toenail clipping, eyebrow plucking or lipstick application must be done in my presence.

16. At least once during festival, you must allow me to carry you on my shoulders so you can see stage better (perfect time for instigram photo!)

17. At least twice during the festival you must tell me in a playful manner that "I am naughty".

18. At some point in time during the festival you must tell me that "you didn't know how this would go, but you're actually having a really good time".

19. At least once during our stay after your shower, you must use the steam to write a cute message on the bathroom mirror for me to find later when I shower.

20. Must be ready to party and HAVE FUN!

Dan Mitchinson

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